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Question 1 ‘Time stands still’
Question 2 ‘It’s worth the wait’
Talk or make a noise when other players are putting out.
Drop the flagstick close to the hole.
Lean on your putter heavily with all your weight.
Take your trolley onto the green.
Ask your playing partners if they would like the flagstick attended or taken out.
Cast your shadow on the other player's line of putt.
Use the head of the club to remove the ball from the hole.
Question 4 ‘The shallow side he cried!’
Question 5 ‘Divots and sods’
Question 6 ‘Ready to go’
Question 7 ‘One Ball’
Causing damage to the course by taking divots
Hitting the head of the club into the ground
Question 9 ‘Quiet Please!’
Question 10 ‘Practice Swings’
Question 11 ‘Looking for trouble’
Question 12 ‘Beware of Green-keepers’
Question 13 ‘Duck!’
Question 14 ‘Fore!’
Question 15 ‘Ball craters’
Question 16 ‘The javelin thrower’
Walk briskly between shots
Start thinking about your next shot before you get to the ball
Be ready to play when it’s your turn
Invite faster golfers playing behind to play through
When other golfers are waiting behind you mark your scorecard on the putting green.
Make sure you keep up with the players ahead.
Watch your playing partner’s ball in flight marking where it lands.
Question 18 'Curse of the size 12’s’
Question 19 ‘Beware of Rick O’Shay!’
Question 20 ‘Rest in Peace’
Question 21 ‘Shelter or run!
Question 22 ‘Your shot’
Question 23 ‘Trolley clamping’
Question 24 ‘Blind as a bat!’